In Need of a Laugh

I am still having problems with technology and gaining access to my Webspace, which is holding me up on all sorts of projects. At least I have figured out that they are not ignoring me now and their email messages to me are disappearing into some sort of void!!! That is a relief even though it means that I have to keep checking online for a response access the details on line! Oh well, time for some fun :-)

I am sure this will be controversial but it made me laugh ;-)

You might not have known this, but a lot of inanimate objects are actually either male or female.

Here are some examples:-

FREEZER BAGS:
They are male, because they hold everything in, but you can see right through them.

PHOTOCOPIERS:
These are female, because once turned off, it takes a while to warm them up again. They are an effective reproductive device if the right buttons are pushed, but can also wreak havoc if you push the wrong buttons.

TYRES:
Tyres are male, because they go bald easily and are often over inflated.

HOT AIR BALLOONS:
Also a male object, because to get them to go anywhere, you have to light a fire under their arse.

SPONGES:
These are female, because they are soft, squeezable and retain water.

WEB PAGES:
Female, because they're constantly being looked at and frequently getting hit on.

TRAINS:
Definitely male, because they always use the same old lines for picking up people.

EGG TIMERS:
Egg timers are female because, over time, all the weight shifts to the bottom.

HAMMERS:
Male, because in the last 5000 years, they've hardly changed at all, and are occasionally handy to have around.

THE REMOTE CONTROL:
Female. Ha! You probably thought it would be male, but consider this: It easily gives a man pleasure, he'd be lost without it, and while he doesn't always know which buttons to push, he just keeps trying.

H/T to Pupazz for the mischievousness ;-)