Following the demise of Northern Rock, Lehman Brothers, HBOS and the Bradford and Bingley, the banking crisis has hit Japan.
In the past three days, the Origami Bank has folded, Sumo Bank has gone belly up and the Bonsai Bank has decided to cut some of its branches.
Yesterday, it was announced that the Karaoke Bank is to be sold and is likely to go for a song while, today, Kamikaze Bank shares were suspended after they nose-dived.
Samurai Bank has announced that it will soldier on but deep cuts are expected and Ninja Bank says it has taken a big hit but remains in the black.
500 staff at the Karate Bank will get the chop and analysts report something fishy going on at Sushi Bank where investors are expecting a raw deal.
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In the past three days, the Origami Bank has folded, Sumo Bank has gone belly up and the Bonsai Bank has decided to cut some of its branches.
Yesterday, it was announced that the Karaoke Bank is to be sold and is likely to go for a song while, today, Kamikaze Bank shares were suspended after they nose-dived.
Samurai Bank has announced that it will soldier on but deep cuts are expected and Ninja Bank says it has taken a big hit but remains in the black.
500 staff at the Karate Bank will get the chop and analysts report something fishy going on at Sushi Bank where investors are expecting a raw deal.
This was sent to me via email, I thought you might enjoy it too ;-)
14 comments:
Haha good one. As for the Hara Kiri Bank?
heheh glad to see that more ppl out there are as easily amused as moi ;)
Do you work at the Sushi Bank, Cherry?
Cherie, I nearly had heart failure then as I thought it was a serious post! You bad girl you, lol.
You had me going there for a moment there Cherie, longer than I would care to admit!
Hi Cherie!
I thought my self lucky to have some serious stuff for my work -- I provide global business/banking news for Factiva, a Dow Jones publication..was wondering how I missed the news...
You left me just lol!
thanks for it:-)
see you..
devika
For those at the sharp end - very much to the point.
Such fun!!!
Had me going for a moment, too! You have cheered me up.
Ha Ha...
I am glad you all liked it :-) It made me laugh too! Hey Ginro I am naughty but nice ;-) I hope you weren't too disappointed Devika...
Brilliant post!!!!!
Nice one. I almost didn't read it thinking it was a post about finance!
Glad you like it :-)
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